Saturday, March 1, 2008

Lion King ages you fast


















Timone, age 57

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Bonding with your Child























"Yes, Sammy that's your very own scab.
It's a nest of dried crusty blood you can pick at.
No, it usually doesn't hurt.
Little specks of it might flake off, but that's normal.
Isn't your body amazing?"

Winner of the Superbowl



Who knew stains spoke Latin.
Awesome.

Friday, February 1, 2008

It's not as pretty as it looks



I can't stand that we only see the perfect, airbrushed side of ballet.

Just short of halfway through this, we get to see it
without its makeup on.
Backs and necks soaked so wet with sweat
it's a miracle the dancers aren't dancing in a pool of it.

Finally. We're a little closer to the truth.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Sedaris in Person.

Thursday, November 8, 2007

Goodbye Hello Kitty

Finally. Someone has taken the liberty of putting an end to this miserable animal.





See the whole ingenious collection

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

License Plates Say All

As I walked through the parking lot this evening,
I passed a car who's license plate was "WATCHR."

When I looked up, there was a man staring at me.

EW.