License Plates Say All

As I walked through the parking lot this evening,
I passed a car who's license plate was "WATCHR."

When I looked up, there was a man staring at me.

EW.

Read This.

"My parents and I are able to see through people as if they were made of hard, clear plastic. We know what they look like naked and can see the desperate inner workings of their hearts, souls, and intestines.."

Oh my dear, dear David Sedaris. How I heart thy writing.

My favorite quote:

"When asked, most people say that my greatest asset is my skin, which glows - it really does! I have to tie a sock over my eyes in order to fall asleep at night."

"You could get that new shirt."

Hair that Freaks

The highlight of First Fridays last week was their exhibit of models with avant-gardey hair. I didnt have my camera to capture the magic, and I dont like the turquoise puffs featured here very much, but it will have to do.

Cabbage Patch Kid

Creepy.